Some Sexy On-Screen Priests For Your Sinful Pleasure

Some Sexy On-Screen Priests For Your Sinful Pleasure

The Conclave is a recent film that's been getting some serious critical buzz, if not the hugest audience. I mean, let's face it, these priests are going up against those two singing witches, so I'm sure they'll take whatever audience they can get! The story about intrigue in the Vatican as a new pope is chosen after the questionable death of the current leader of the Catholic Church features some big talent in front of and behind the camera. But what's gotten Mr. Man intrigued is the hot factor of the men playing the priests. Ralph Fiennes, Stanly Tucci, and John Lithgow all star, and all have previously dropped trou or shown off some flesh. Where have we seen then nekkid, and who else has played sexy priests? Let Hank's Public Privates show you.

Click here to visit Mr. Man and lay down your confession.

Ralph Fiennes

Fiennes has gone nude in some fashion in many of his films. Most notably he goes full frontal in his turn as the killer in Red Dragon and Bigger Splash. He plays one of the lead priests in The Conclave but in 1998's The Avengers he was a stately investigator with his bowler hat and bubble butt on full display!

John Lithgow

Lithgow is quite a versatile actor. He can be charming and funny in Third Rock From the Sun, conniving and creepy in All That Jazz, warm and maternal as the trans football player in World According to Garp, or a full-blown killer as in season four of Dexter when he goes after a woman sans clothing! He's a daddy to be sure, so if your HS coach did it for you, check out Lithgow!

Stanly Tucci

Tucci is hands down one of the sexiest older actors we have. He always seemed to be several years older than he actually was; it was that sexy balding head of his! Whether he's playing gay in Devil Wears Prada or straight dad in Easy A, Tucci brings his sexy A-game every damn time. In 1999 he cozied up to Rupert Everett's Oberon as the horned Puck in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Dear lord, that hairy chest and those gorgeous pits, yer boy Hank here could watch this on repeat all day. And yeah, I guess Everett is nice too.

So who else has played sexy priests?

Oliver Reed

In 1971, Ken Russell's The Devils made an X-rated splash by telling the scandalous story of real-life 17th-century priest Urbain Grandier who banged pretty much anyone who came to him for penance and blessings. Yup, it's a true story! While he didn't go nude in this film, he did bare all in other Russell films, including this naked fight scene with Alan Bates! Nope, I can't show the video because of all the peen. You'll just have to search for it yourself!

Andrew Scott

In Fleabag Scott plays a sexy priest who bags Phoebe Waller-Bridge (YAY!) only to have his character give up this side-step into sin and remain a priest (BOO!). You can see a lot more of Scott in this year's Netflix show Ripley.

Jude Law

Leave it to Law to break the cardinal law and show us his goods as a hot young priest in The Young Pope playing Pius XIII, the first American pope. That bubble butt supports some huge talent, and boy are we glad he drops the robes on occasion!

Scott Shepard

Remarkably, Law isn't the only sexy priest in The Young Pope. Shepard plays another priest with a proclivity for male/female threesomes! Damn, I might need to look into this whole religion thing!

Got a favorite hottie clergyman of your own?

Click that banner below to check out more nude celebrity males at Mr. Man.

Questions? Comments? Email us at [email protected]
Follow us on Twitter and Instagram.