Grindr Fails: Halloween Edition!

Grindr Fails: Halloween Edition!

Happy Halloweenie! Many of you sent in Halloween-related Grindr Fails so this week, we are having a special bonus edition of our column to bring you some of the crazy messages that are outright spooky. Be careful out there this holiday, some of the gays are out of control when it comes to hooking up. We hope this edition warms your hearts and melts your Halloween candy. Some of these guys are putting the trick in Trick or Treat!

What Halloween is complete without some good ol' ghouls floating around? Are there special exceptions to ghosting? Hey, at least this guy is honest!

How's your head? No complaints so far! This Grindr sender is bold in his assumption he's going to end up on his knees in service. We wonder if he has a cape and an aversion to garlic.

There are lots of scary things during the Halloween season. But monogamy? Perhaps the scariest thing to mention on Grindr. But at least it comes with cake!

This Grindr message gets right to the point. Instead of giving out candy, give out blow jobs! That's sure to make you popular in the neighborhood!

Is this next guy trying to be flirty or trying to be insulting? Also, what time is he sending this? We know Grindr messages after 2 am can be a little shifty. But, in his defense, we also know plenty of demon twinks running around. We wonder if the demon twink ended up responding.

We love a good pun and this next one is cute to send out on Halloween. He's got a sense of humor and who doesn't love a good facial?

Some Grindr guys are scared to commit, mention the word "boyfriend" and they run away. But it's a good try with that pickup line!

Say it three times and your local cum dump will appear! This is a Grindr pickup line gone right, he got a location! We wonder where it leads.

Is this a scary scene from a horror film or what? The thing is, most times when someone's room is that sparse and messy, the dick is usually really good. Why does that happen? Why can't guys who have clean rooms also be amazing tops?

We hope you enjoy Halloween, be safe out there!

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