Ask Chad Love & Dating: Dickstracted, Ozempic, & Sexy Wingmen!

Ask Chad Love and Dating: Dickstracted at Work, Ozempic, and Sexy Wingmen!

Hey Sexy Bitches! How was everyone’s weekend? I busted out the short shorts and strutted my stuff around West Hollywood. Yasssss! I love getting attention, lol. This week I had a terrible date that turned into a hot hookup. Don’t you hate it when the dinner portion is terrible but the sex is so good? What’s a gay to do? Ah, the life of dating. Does anyone know how to hold a conversation at dinner anymore? Sigh. Anywayyyy….

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Dear Chad,

Over the summer, I have become a regular at a local cruising spot. What can I say, it gives my butthole a thrill. I always looking forward to seeing one particular cruiser, I think I’m addicted to his cock. It’s huge and we have a lot of fun. He always wears sunglasses and a cap. Cut to me starting my new job, and my new coworker cornered me in the lunchroom and announced himself as the anonymous cock I’ve been using all summer. He said he hoped it wouldn’t make things too weird in the office. I can’t focus cause I keep looking at that bulge all day long, wanting it over and over again. Do I try to munch on it at lunch, do I find a new cruising spot, do I need to get a new job? Help!

Dickstracted

Dear Dickstracted,

Isn’t cruising fun? LOL. I ran into an old teacher of mine waiting for our turn at a gloryhole once. Now, that was awkward. I think it’s great that rather than surprise you at your next outing at the cruising spot, he gave you a, pardon the pun, heads up. I think it's super hot that you are working together, knowing his big dick is swinging around and that you’ve had it. Here’s the thing, if he’s a regular at a cruising spot, he’s probably not looking for anything more and he probably likes the anonymity of it all, dating is probably not on the table. Having met you in a professional environment might take the thrill out of future encounters for him. See if he mentions it again. If not, I would just continue going to the spot and if he’s there, great, if not, maybe he’s thought better and moved on. If you think there is some spark there, maybe jokingly ask if you should just carpool next time you go cruising. Maybe you’ve found yourself a hot wingman to share some fun. But above all, you need to focus on work. Having an office fling is fun, until it's not, and sometimes even having a casual relationship can cause drama in the workplace. Just play it by ear and see if his behavior changes. Also, I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone else at work. You know how office gossip spreads. Don’t be that guy.

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Hey Chad,

My husband got on Ozempic about six months ago. His weight has gone up and down more than I have on him in the last few years. It seems to be doing the trick for him and he’s lost weight, but he’s also gotten addicted to working out. At first, I didn’t complain at all because he was getting fit, his mood was getting better, and he was looking hot in his gym clothes. Now it’s become an obsession with him. He won’t go out at night, cause he is getting up super early to run before work. He works out practically every day after work. And he is so ridiculous about his eating now, he won’t enjoy the food I cook and never wants to go out to dinner. He is either working out, getting ready to work out, or going to sleep so he can work out. Also, he gets super moody if he doesn’t get to work out. He barely socializes with our friends now. I love that he’s getting healthy, but it’s also ruining our relationship.

Out with Ozempic

Dear Out with Ozempic,

Gurrllll, as with anything, moderation is key. Unless it’s getting rimmed, bring on more rimming, there’s no such thing as too much rimming. Anyway, it sounds like he’s swapped his addiction to food for his addiction to working out. This happens so often, it’s just a replacement of addicting energy, which is not always a good thing, even if he is technically healthier. It sounds like he needs to get mentally healthier and stop obsessing over working out and his careful eating, especially if it is affecting your relationship. Getting physically healthier should always be done in moderation. There’s bound to be a time when he is not going to be able to work out, or he will become bored with it eventually and then what is he going to turn to? Being healthy is about keeping it sustainable in the long run, at this rate, he won’t be able to sustain it without losing other parts of his life. Going out, socializing, and spending time with you should all be part of an overall healthy picture. You need to sit him down, work out some give-and-take demands, and tell him what you need out of all of this. I would also suggest that he talk to his doctor or a therapist and talk about the level that he is obsessing with his fit life. There has to be a happy medium in order to stay happy for both of you. And what's the use in dating a hottie if he is never around?

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Dear Chad,

My friend is very hot. He’s got a great ass and a big bulge. Here’s the thing – he talks a big game about going out to flirt with boys, he wants to go to a sex club, he wants to go to a hot pool party where guys will be fooling around, but it is all talk. Anytime we make plans to do something like that, he backs down and says he’s not in the mood, even after we’ve planned all around it. It is getting annoying because he never wants to follow through and it’s a bit of a tease. It’s like he wants to be sexual and naughty, but in the end, doesn’t really. I know we aren't dating, and probably wouldn't never, but is bugging the shit out of me. Advice?

Broken Wingman

Dear Broken Wingman,

There are a lot of guys who like to fantasize about hot encounters or doing naughtier things. But that’s it, just a fantasy. There could be a lot of things going on here, maybe the idea turns him in but he’s just not that into it. Maybe he is not confident about his looks or he’s nervous as to what to expect and chickens out. You can’t force someone to be in the mood, you can’t force someone to get into a scene that is not really their jam. He may enjoy talking about it with you, but the idea is what makes him hard, not the actual act. It could also be maybe he is nervous about doing that kind of stuff with you. You have a friendship, maybe making it sexual will make things weird, or maybe he’s afraid it will affect the friendship somehow. What I would do is just push that kind of stuff to the side where your friendship is concerned. Next time he brings it up, just politely decline with a smile and joke that you know he’s just talking about it. He may just laugh back and tell you that you’re right, or he may be encouraged to explain why he pulls back at the last minute. Then you can have an open conversation about his qualms and deal with it from there. But it sounds like you need to find yourself another wingman who follows through, or just go do the stuff on your own. It sounds like you are up for it, you don’t need someone holding your hand. You aren't dating him so you don't need to just depend on him. Or invite me, I’m always up for a naughty time!

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