Grindr Fails: Size Matters, Kissing Cousins, & Convicts!

July 17, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Size Matters, Kissing Cousins, & Convicts!

We thought after Pride Month that Grindr Fails would slow down. Nope! Y'all are still horny AF out there! It must be the heat. It's not too late to get that summer-only boyfriend, so keep up the messaging and send us your Grindr Fails. We love seeing them. Our motto is: hook up now, post fails later. LOL. We better enjoy our hooking up now, who knows if we will get to keep our apps after the next election. Oy.

Um, while we love a hot threesome, we aren't so sure about the size involved. We aren't saying you have to be hung, but we need something to work with! The bottom doesn't seem to mind though. We wonder if a DP with 4 inches feels the same as one 8 incher. Talk about your Grindr math!

Is it us, or does the e "looking" emoji creep you out a bit? It is giving us Peeping Tom energy. And a 31-year-old going to bed so early? Zzzzzzz...He sounds fun. And yes, we will leave the house at any time of the day to get some good D.

Um, the family that stays together gets together? Huh? This is all kinds of wild. There's a Grindr reality TV show in here somewhere. Can you imagine these guys at the Thanksgiving table? Pass the meat!

This Grindr Fail made us LOL. Obviously the recipient of the message wanted to impress and seem highly educated. BOOM - he got OWNED! Maybe Grindr should install a spell check. We are guessing this hook up didn't come to fruition.

Some guys will do anything to grow their followers on social media. We aren't so sure about starting with an insult though. Maybe he meant phat instead of fat, another spell-check error? Why are we still body shaming on hook up apps? Just block and move on! Big girls need love too.

This Grindr Fail is straight out of a sitcom. Who writes this stuff? We do have a thing for bad boys, but this is taking it pretty far. Since he's a robber, maybe he can steal our hearts. Wah waaaahhhhh!