Grindr Fails: Group Action, Power Bottoms, &…Santa Claus?

June 26, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Group Action, Power Bottoms, & Santa Claus

Pride Month is almost over! Can you believe it's been a month already? Better get out all those urges and hookups out because our Gay Hall Pass is almost to an end (of course there are Prides across the nation still happening for the new couple of months so you can always let your freak flag fly under those Pride Months too). That's not to say that we won't be able to still have our mega hookups, we just have to be a little quieter and not use Pride as an excuse to be a gangbang bottom. LOL.

We all have those little voices in our head, or a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Does that constitute a group? LOL. Hey, at least this Grindr gay is honest about his mental health. Is that a new category that Grindr should make available on profiles?

This next one...we don't even know where to start. I guess that family that shares cares? We've heard of wanting to get back at your brother for past issues, but sleeping with their ex? I wouldn't want to be at that family Thanksgiving dinner table. Issues!

Wow, this next Grindr gay seems to have plenty of options and his tip, uh, fingertip. Though we don't like to be rushed, we also don't like it when a potential takes forever and we end up falling asleep with the app open, waking up to tons of angry messages. Oh, that hasn't happened to you? We like the fact the guy missing out accepts the outcome regally.

Ha ha ha! Atta girl! Power bottom or not, 12 inches is a lot to handle. We love how he is wearing his affliction with bottom Pride! What would your response be? How can anyone compete with a foot-long unit? Can you go on disability for an infliction caused by sex?

Ok, this next one is confusing. First of all, the Grindr sender wants his hookups weak, then he says he wants a little fight. Which is it? Furthermore, is the receiver a ghost or is he giving his critique on the sender's profile pic? We can't tell.