Back in Fashion: Who Wears Short Shorts? (We Got Pics!)

May 18, 2024
ALEXANDER

Who Wears Short Shorts? We Do!

Men's fashion can't decide what it is doing. First, we were all informed that skinny jeans and shorter shorts were out. Baggy pants, big shorts, and relaxed jeans were being seen back in the spotlight.

How are we all acclimating to the new gay uniform? pic.twitter.com/mQqNyfYcUC
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) August 18, 2023

For those of us who have finally been able to squeeze into our tight jeans from COVID weight were like, huh, what? Could it be considered a hate crime to cover up a nice pair of thick thighs, a round booty, and bouncing package? Who said big shorts were back in? Well, now it seems short shorts are on the menu for this summer. Nike has come to the rescue with their new line of 3-inch seam shorts. Gays, rejoice!

brothers… its time. the slutty Nike shorts got sluttier for the summer pic.twitter.com/4LoNHDqrfc
— kate bush's husband (@airbagged) May 11, 2024

It can't be summer unless we get a little underwear flash, a little jockstrap waistband viewing action, and maybe even a ball slip. Did Matt Bomer lead the revolution with his beach short shorts? We got the pics and shared them ASAP.

WHAT THE FUCK MATT BOMER pic.twitter.com/V65hHqXmVN
— chlo| richard madden’s hair (@maddensslut) May 15, 2024

And we can even thank some of our straight male celebs for sticking up for the short shorts era. THANK YOU!

Teardrop quads out with the Clairo hoodie… this man is a pro. pic.twitter.com/MCGRFTFoXE
— Chris Black (@donetodeath) October 28, 2023

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The gays have heated up the comments on social media. Some claim they can't wear the shorts because their units will fall out (that's a negative?). And some praise the reclaim of celebrating the lower half of the male body.

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While we don't necessarily need to see the return of the super slim jeans that straight gym meatheads somehow claimed, we don't mind this look or the slimmer jeans at all. Let's show it all off this year, it's Pride season!