Grindr Fails: Nosy Neighbors, Red Flags, and Netflix & Chill!

April 30, 2024
ALEXANDER

Nosy Neighbors, Red Flags, and Netflix & Chill!

Love, or something, is in the air. Everyone this last week seems hornier than a unicorn orgy. There were tons of Grindr fails, and we love them. You would think that these Grindr fails were an oddity, but the truth is, y'all are sending each other the craziest messages on the usual. We love our sassy gays on the hookup apps! Here are some of the sassy ones we came across this week.

Welp, we know how Netflix and friend turns into Netflix and chill real fast. This could be the start of a beautiful romance. We love how they definitely agreed that it was friends only, and then they definitely agreed it was a hot session. The power of a good bottom!

Let's be honest, the minute we move we have to check out the grid and see which neighbor is on the Grindr move. While having a hookup who is close by is convenient, sometimes we don't need a nosy neighbor checking out our business. However, if you leave the blinds open, is that an invite? We think the voyeur neighbor was flirting, doesn't look like the bator was taking the bate...lol.

There are red flags, and then there are red flags! This person seems to be hit with a case of split personality. We know that sometimes when answering a million Grindr messages some profiles can get mixed up, but this guy clearly cannot decide what he wants. We love the simple "HI" after that aggressive turndown. Although, we know that the crazy ones are typically the best in bed!

Hey! Short guys need love too! We all put our best Grindr foot forward and sometimes we can look a little different from our pics. But we don't agree with having to send a sassy message like this, just move on and block. We love the block button!

Ok, this last one wins the prize for the week. You want a definition of an ally? There you go! Giving a high five after a boisterous hook-up? Yaasssss! But we have to say, it is a bit awkward to have your family there while you do the deed. Was the dad just visiting? Do they live together? We have so many questions!

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