Hank’s Public Privates Has Five Tall Actors With Really Tall Parts

Tall, dark, and handsome. That's how the saying goes, what we're all looking for. Well, while it's not always true (I love me a shortie Cub just as much!) there are some Hollywood hunks who, as Raymond Chandler might describe them, come walking into the room on gams the length of my relationship regrets. These five righteous dudes all stand 6'4" or taller and have talent to spare jutting out from all of their parts. Now, while I can't really show you the proof that, well, let's just say that they wear extra big shoes, I can show you what's on the backside of what makes a Ken doll really jealous! All clips and videos courtesy of Mr. Man. Don't worry, for each one yer boy Hank here will tell you what scenes to look for elsewhere. I'm a total tease, I know.

Click here to find the videos that prove these men stand as tall lying down as they do standing up!

Tim Robbins in Jacob's Ladder 1990

One of my favorite supernatural thrillers is this post-Vietnam story of mild-mannered Jacob (Robbins) who starts seeing flashes of demons in his NYC life as a mailman. Directed by Adrien Lynne (Fatal Attraction, Flashdance), it's a taught mind-bender that'll have you thinking you're going crazy right along with Jacob. Robbins shows a lot of skin here, especially in this frantic scene as he's forced into an ice bath.

Where you'll find the peen at Mr. Man: Robbins goes full frontal in a mud bath in 1992's The Player.

Liam Neeson in A Prayer for the Dying (1987)

Neeson is the oldest dude on this list, but that's no detraction from his willingness to abre all for his art. In this typical, politically topical 80's crime drama he goes up against former IRA bomber Mickey Rourke when he's forced to jump nude from a chip. Buns ahoy!

Where you'll find the peen at Mr. Man: The 90's had a plethora of erotic thrillers, and you'll find Neeson's rumored "biggest dick in Hollywood" swinging free in a clip from 1991's Under Suspicion. 

Alexander Skarsgård in The Stand Season 1 Ep. 9

The tallest member of the Skarsgård acting clan likes showing off his Swedish sweet-buns a lot, like in his turn as super-baddie Randall Flagg in the 2020 remake of Stephen King's The Stand. Hell, even his IMDB profile pic has him pantless on the red carpet! "WORSHIP ME!" Uh, sure, no problem!

Where you'll find the peen at Mr. Man: In season 6, episode 10 of True Blood we get a look at his shaved sausage just before he succumbs to a firey immolation on a mountaintop.

Ben Affleck in Hollywoodland (2006)

I had no idea Affleck was that tall! Huh. Anyway, the handsome A-Lister has certainly shown his share of safe skin throughout his career. He especially enjoys flashing his bubble butt, as he does in this period drama about the real-life mysterious suicide of TV Superman actor George Reeves (Affleck.)

Where you'll find the peen at Mr. Man: It wasn't until 2014's superb Gone Girl that we get a quick flash of what is just under Batman's utility belt! It's a big secret he's been hiding.

Jason Segel in Shrinking Season 1 Ep. 7

One of my favorites is Segel who flips from outrageous comedy to contemplative indie drama on a dime and carries them both off. He's the everyman doofus you wanna snuggle next to eating pizza and watching a flick. And he loves getting naked on screen and waving it around, as he does in this short series as a grieving psychiatrist with questionable approaches to his practice.

Where you'll find the peen at Mr. Man: He's shown us his junk in a few things, but most famously he lets it all hang out in 2008's Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he strides around the apartment. And we're not talking a quick glance here, folks. He has no problem standing and letting the camera linger on his ample attributes as he plays out a scene with Kristin Bell. Forgetting who huh what now?

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