Grindr Fails: Impatience, Elections, Jesus, and Bad Drivers!

We're baaaaack! The dating world just gets more and more humorous. Where's the Grindr Fails Reality Show where we get to see the failed messages actually have to face each other in real life? THAT we would tune in to! LOL. Can you imagine that reunion special? Andy Cohen, are you listening? As the summer approaches and things start heating up, so too are all the gays' libido, which means more Grindr Fails!

Here's some we saw this week that made us LOL. Check out if we would SMASH or BLOCK.

 

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A post shared by Ian Cognito (@iamiancognito)

We understand that time is of the essence and sometimes we just need to get to get our Grindr freak on. But three minutes? Is that how long we could expect him to last in the bedroom? Also, starting with "what do you do?" Is this a job interview or a hookup? Yeah, best of luck. BLOCK!

 

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A post shared by Zach Noe Towers (@zachnoetowers)

Ah yes, election season is upon us! Nothing says sexy like political puns on Grindr. We also love a witty response. The sender claims to have a big load, is that just another empty promise from a politician? Or is that like an over-bloated statement from an over-bloated past President? "It's the biggliest load the world has ever seen, no one has seen such a big load, it is such a big load it ended poverty, no other country has such a big load..." But, we do love some humor in our hookup so we will SMASH.

So many hookups you've forgotten you've hooked up? Cute. We aren't slut shaming here, but did you lose all your messages? How do you forget a BJ unless it wasn't very good? And the response doesn't seem that eager, maybe it was terrible. BLOCK!

 

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A post shared by Reece Hawthorne (@rjthomash)

Ok, this is a new one. We've never heard Denzel and Jesus and Grindr brought up in the same sentence. That's a pretty specific description. Jesus the Equalizer? LOL. We won't SMASH or BLOCK, we are intrigued. Tell us more.

 

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A post shared by Jeff Laderoute (@jeffiepie)

Wow, there is so much happening here. So much angst! So much name-calling. How about just a "no, thank you!" And 8 stitches in the back? Is that referring to his actual back or his back as in baby got back? Oh myyyy...

And this one was sent to us by Chris. Apparently, his hookup was baffled by some tricky U-turns or parallel parking. Maybe he turned around and drove to the DMV to get a refresher course.

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Check out all of our past Grindr fails to warm your hearts.