Valentine’s Day Grindr Fails!

Grindr Fails for Valentine's Day

We know that a number of us will be using the hookup apps today. Single? Want someone to join you and your boyfriend? Ordering a man on Valentine's Day can be as easy as ordering your Uber Eats. Guys are ready to mingle, not just their hearts pricked by Cupid's arrow.

Grindr shared some of their favorite Grindr fails in honor of this romantic day, and we wanted to share and comment! Posts courtesy of Grindr's IG!

 

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We do love a cream pie, Boston cream, banana cream, and chocolate cream...but clearly they aren't looking for dessert from Coco's. The slang cream pie refers to bareback....the ass is the crust, the semen is the cream. Yeah, we know you get it.

Ah yes, we love the gift of absence. Sometimes when you've been around your loved one year-round, every waking hour, listening to their heavy breathing while watching Netflix and peeing all over the toilet seat, you just want to spend a romantic day without them...on Grindr.

According to rumor, Shakespeare may have been the sluttiest poet on record. Or Oscar Wilde.

Ha ha! Here's the couple that wants a throuple to celebrate Valentine's Day. Clearly, the recipient is cleverly declining. Not sure about that advice though, if someone has Sriracha there will be no bottoming this night!

Refer to Sriracha comment above. We know that in a superhero film, a Power Bottom's nemesis would be Chipotle.

What an odd hello...to tell someone you have a BF and that you already had sex on Valentine's Day...maybe they are hoping this guy likes sloppy seconds? Cue the dot dot dot.

It tickles us when someone can cleverly say that are not interested. Especially by bringing Cher to the mix. (Hair toss)

Ok, maybe we did find our modern-day slutty poet after all!

We think it's Princely to get our Uber covered. This guy is asking for a lot. 16 Carriages? That's a bunch of horse shit. LOL.

We clearly have a bad boy here. Climbing up from Hell is a lot of steps and would be a good glute workout. We'd love to see that BBL. And they are both not wrong...according to the big book, Lucifer was the most beautiful angel in heaven who the big guy kicked out and sentenced to hell. So...there you go!

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Check out all of our past Grindr fails to warm your hearts...Happy Valentine's Day!