Masturbation Techniques: Chad’s Sex Tips!

January 19, 2024
CHAD

Masturbation Techniques

Hi Bitchessss!

Well, you all go crazy for my love and dating advice so I’m adding some straight-out (gay out) sex tips to add to the mix. Here I will share the sex tips I’ve learned over my slutty years, sex tips other people have taught me, and current sex trends.

First up? Here we go…..jerking off. Did you know that 92% of men regularly jerk off? What are the other 8% doing? Hmmm…

We all know how to do a quickie jerk-off session. I mean, it is right there for the taking. Depending on how many times you jerk off a day (I’m good for multiple sessions), you could be getting quicker and quicker. The only problem with that is that you might also be getting quicker and quicker on the draw, both solo and with someone else. I get it, we are all busy and sometimes we just need to bang one out quickly. But, mix it up lest your dick get used to a quick spit. Also, the more you mix up your masturbation method, the more enjoyment you can get. Take your time, enjoy your body, enjoy your fantasies, this is YOUR time. Masturbating has been known to relieve stress, help you sleep, and increase your mood. Just don’t do it during a stressful business meeting.

Set the Mood

This might sound super gay, and it is. So are we. But take time and set a mood. Set the scene. Pamper yourself. Turn on some erotic music, turn down the lights, light some candles, turn on some porn and put in your headphones and enjoy the sounds, and wear something that makes you feel sexy or that feels good against your skin. This will all enhance your senses. Take time to set your space and I promise, it will make it an experience. Also, an added tip. (We all like more tips.) Make everything ready for when you do climax. There’s nothing worse than getting near to cumming and then realizing you don’t have a towel nearby or that you are going to mess up your favorite shirt. That really ruins the actual climax.

Don’t have time to set the stage? Another way to enhance your senses easily is to head to the shower. Turn on the hot water, let the water run all over your body, and enjoy the wetness. There you go, an instant atmosphere.

Leftie or Righty?

This is such an easy change. Switch your hands up! I know the common misconception is that without your dominant hand, you won’t be as much in control regarding the strokes and the actual climax. That’s the exciting part. It’s like having a stranger jerk you off when you use your other hand. You will feel the placement of your dick in a different way, and it will awaken the sensation. Just try it, I promise.

Position is Everything

Do you cum laying down in bed every time? In the same position? BORING. Don’t be afraid to explore different positions. Get your body’s blood going every which way so that it ends up in your crotch. If you lay down, try sitting in a chair, lean against the wall, or get on the floor and push up your hips. Just make sure you aren’t hurting your back. This will surprise your body into a different reaction.

Different Strokes

Yes, the classic up and down will work, especially when lubed up. Every movie and most porn show the guy furiously jerking up and down. It’s not about getting the maximum coverage, it’s about getting the most sensation. Try alternating and just grab the bottom of your shaft hard and tight and pulsate, it pumps even more blood to your shaft and head. Also, try rubbing just the head like you’re polishing a doorknob. This brings all that sensitivity upwards. If you are uncut, try playing and stretching your foreskin with one hand and pulsing with the other. If you are a midway guy, use your thumb and the fingers two fingers next to it and form a three-fingered “claw” and then go down about mid-way down your shaft, then pulsate. Hmmm…heaven.

Get Holey

Don’t forget your hole. We have a G-spot in our ass for a reason. Don’t be afraid to try exploring. Let me tell you, if you touch the prostate just right and apply pleasure during the climax, it will be a whole (hole) new world. Don’t want to use your fingers? Um, hello…toys help. Just try it. Even just tapping the outside of your hole will wake up even more senses.

Don’t Stop!

Women aren’t the only ones that can achieve multiple orgasms. Men are capable too. Most of us finish masturbating and then wham, bam, we are done. Next time, don’t stop. Keep going even after you’ve cum. Use the cum as more lube. I know it sounds weird, but it really does work. You won’t have another orgasm right away, and you may get a bit flaccid, but it will come roaring back and the second orgasm will be even more intense.