Five Celebrity Boners Captured During Movie Sex

It's sex, it's art, it's hard as hell!

No, you’re not going to find these wonder wands at your local cineplex. You’re going to have to hunt your favorite source of indie and foreign flix, but if you do you’ll be rewarded with the participants in Mr. Man’s list of Top Five Celebrity Cocks! Sure, we get a lot of flashes of flesh and some nudity during sex scenes. Maybe even some full-frontal. But outright boners?! It's a rarity like a straight unicorn or a Republican with integrity.

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Shia LaBoeuf in Nymphomaniac: Vol. 2

LaBeouf has never been one to shy away from showing some skin. The Transformers star grew up, and boy did grow! In this Lars Von Trier psycho-sexual drama, he handles his cock, performs cunnilingus, handles his cock, fucks a girl from below, handles his cock…You get the idea. While the penetration scene might have used a body double, the rest of the meat is all prime Boeuf! And yer boy Hank here thinks that deserves a slow clap. (BTW, the payoff for that joke comes at the end of the linked video, and trust me, it’s a weirdo LaBoeuf moment you don’t want to miss.)

Tor Erik Bøe and Sjur Nyvold in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual

This is a Norwegian short featuring Norwegian wood. (The Beatles? Anyone?) The two young stars skateboard naked out in the open air in a parking lot and elsewhere, banging their hardons as they pass by each other in an erotic dance of youth. Fully erect, full foreskin, full bush. Feast on this and you’ll be full!

Gabino Rodríguez in I Am Happiness on Earth

This is a “poetic” drama from Mexico about a film director who blends dance with porn in his films. So there are a lot of beautiful bodies moving in beautiful ways and having beautiful sex. It sure makes us happy!

Jesse Metzger and Brenden Gregory in I Want Your Love

I’m not really sure what qualifies a short indie flick to not be porn, but I guess this indie short is one of those. It’s not porn…but it kinda is. These two hotties dance around each other as they work up to having sex for the first time. Spoiler alert, they get over themselves and have tremendous sex. Explicit, graphic, hard dicks in mouth and asses and cum shots kinda sex! But it’s…art?

Martin Hedman in Kärlekens Språk 2000

This 2004 Swedish title is based on a clinical sex-ed film from 1969 wherein American and Swedish researchers break down sex for teens. In documentary style, it features a hell of a lot of sex, naturally, including penetration and jizz-shooting. Gotta love the Swedes!

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