The priest wants you to say three Hail Mary's and five OH FUCK's.
In "Sins Should Be Kept Secret," Archie Paige has sins to confess. A big ol' sin! Seems he's been fucking around with a married man in his congregation. A man with a family. So he drags his slender ass to his priest Mathieuz Henk to confess, as one is told they should. Henk, turned on by the confession and rubbing himself behind his desk like the dirty religious perv that he is, explains that the only way to rectify (heh heh..."rectify" is a funny word) is to have more sinful sex with him. Because one sin cancels the other, apparently, or so Yes Father would have you believe!
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Henk explains that they have to meet in his office with the most subtly hilarious line in porn right now: "The confessional is being cleaned right now." Heh, yeah, if you knew how much spunk is spilled in that confessional, you'd have it cleaned as well!
Paige breaks down and admits to sex with the married man on Father's Day in the choir room. Halleluia! Henk immediately starts touching himself, stands, and hauls out his long, uncut staff. "I need you to keep a secret between me and God." "Oh wow, that's just what he wanted me to do." Yep, these lines keep getting better and better.
Moving to Paige's side of the desk, he stands waiting and the twink drops to his knees and immediately takes him like communion, sucking his growing member down his hungry, sinful throat. Henk's pole is quite long and stuffs Paige's gullet a bit more than he can handle. Hey, what he lacks in deepthroating ability he makes up for in watery eyes, sweat, and gagging. And in porn, isn't it better to look good than to do good? Or something?
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Let's see if his ass can handle what his throat can't. Oh, yep! After a nice round of wet, hole-opening rimming, from Henk, Paige is bent over the table and his cheeks spread wide to accept Christ...I mean Henk...as his personal savior. The priest presses in close, takes care not to literally tear him a new one, and begins a slow ramping of energy, building to some resounding pounding.
Paige mewls and groans and winces, sweating as he's pumped and pummeled by his priest. Laying him on his back, Henk continues his service to the lord until Paige's hand beats his bishop to a creamy end as Henk unloads deep in his asshole. It's a time-honored religious tradition and let us hope it continues...with consent.
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