Grindr Fails: Why Is Every Gay In Their Bottom Era?!

Okay, there isn’t a lot of photographic evidence but I think this is a conversation and topic that needs to be had my fellow readers and that question is… when the hell did everyone and their mother become a bottom?! I mean really. In the tune of  “I Need A Hero”: Where have all the good tops gone & where all the vers? 'Cause I myself am vers, I am a firm believer if you’re blessed in the front & back, why waste it, ya know what I mean?! I love getting my hands on a fruit…a nice juicy freshly ripped peach or a vegetable...an eggplant if you will—girthy and heavy. My point is I can’t enter a bottom era because of the lack of tops in our community these days. I need to meet the top that is turning OUT all the tops in our communities because I am bewildered, gobsmacked, gooped, and gagged. 

Let’s take a look at this image right here. This is another prime example of why we need more vers gays in our community! Bring back our gays! I personally have noticed a trend of almost heteronormative behavior where you have to be a strict top or strict bottom and if you’re not, the other person isn’t interested, which is wild to me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve gotten some bomb hole and pole from strict tops/bottoms but the best sex I’ve ever gotten has been from a vers legend! Who better to top you and bottom for you than someone who is experienced in both and knows how much trouble you have to go through to bottom?! I mean really, it is a chore! Get someone who understands!

Listen up, to all my strict tops with these beautiful bubble butts out there scared to bottom because it’ll hurt or you don’t wanna be emasculated…I've got two pieces of advice for you. The first piece of advice is poppers and lube are your best friends, for all those who struggle I know it sounds basic but take a big whiff, relax, get it wet, & let it slide! My second piece of advice you’re an F slur… who gives a fuck about masculinity, lol. 

To all my strict bottoms with these hung-ass, girthy 9-inch dicks slapping chests while riding dick, don’t be rude! Share that 9-incher and gape that bottom's hole like you get yours gapped because you know exactly what feels good and you can return it and get the same pleasure from bottoming! Not to mention plant the seed, share the cummies, and let them swim in the bussy or whatever Lil Wayne said! 

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