In 2023, everyone seems to have multiple jobs and multiple hyphenates. Some are accountants/Uber drivers, some are actors/producers, and some... well, some are cool enough to be NYC judge/lawyer/gay porn star! Unfortunately for the Hon. Gregory A. Locke, he is now only the latter two of those three, because he was fired from his post as an Administrative Judge in the New York City Financial Department when it was discovered that he had two sex performer accounts.
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Working from home always means… pic.twitter.com/88nel1Pm1y
— alt Δ (@CtrlZalt) December 29, 2022
Having @PolesomeGay in my throat is the closest I’ll get to experiencing heaven. Want to see more? https://t.co/ttl5QwtGjChttps://t.co/TsMmeRYZ97 pic.twitter.com/PFrt5n0L3o
— alt Δ (@CtrlZalt) February 1, 2023
The 33-year-old New Yorker charges $12 per month for his OnlyFans account, and $9.99 for his JustForFans account, and gives subscription-worthy performances on both. His OF description reads, “White collar professional by day… very unprofessional by night. always amateur, always raw, always slutty." And unlike some accounts where they charge you to see them in underwear pic after assuring their subscribers they'd get XXX content but then fail to deliver, Locke's subscriptions deliver on said promises. Locke gives lots of raw fucking and wishful hopes like, “I just want to celebrate Labor Day by having a man impregnate me."
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Locke's performer accounts were discovered when he spoke out against an LGBTQ+ politician in... shall we say... bold terms. Republican councilwoman Vickie Paladino tweeted her opposition to drag story hours, writing, "An absolutely shameful display. Not having time for her homophobic nonsense, Locke wrote: “Choke on a dick Vickie.” This resulted in his being investigated after Paladino issued a complaint for his reply tweet. So to retaliate against a Queer performer calling Paladino out for attacking Queer performers, Paladino had him fired, regardless of the fact that he has always kept his ho hustle separate.
Choke on a dick Vickie
— gregory ◡̈ (@popLOCKEdropit) March 19, 2023
Paladino has previously called drag queens degenerates and has pushed to cut funding from libraries that allow drag story hours. She is, in fact, such a trash human being that she was removed from her role on the Committee on Mental Health, Disabilities, and Addiction in the Queens City Council on March 2 for spewing anti-LGBTQ rhetoric. Paladino has also since called for Locke to be disbarred, which would prevent him from running his law firm.
But amidst his firing and potential disbarment, Locke seems to be doing just fine. He recently posted a sexy smirked "Hello" to his stories from Las Vegas where he was partying and seeing Adele perform, writing in one story, “Spent my Saturday getting ready to see my queen Adele close out her Vegas residency. Did anything else happen? Did I miss anything?"
I'm loving everything about his approach to this all and while it may not please the court, it certainly pleases me.
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