Home, home on the range...
Where the sex lives of farmers are strange…
In this wild update from Butt Machine Boys, we meet Farmer Dean Tucker. The life of a modern farmer can really make a guy feel butt-hurt. And we're not just talking about the way that the American food industry fucks over small farmers. We're talking about the monotonous daily grind. After 11 hours on a tractor, Farmer Dean's ass is aching. There's only one cure for that kind of butt-hurt – a good fucking. Unfortunately, it's 50 miles to the nearest gay cruising spot. But farmers have to be self-reliant, so Farmer Dean has solved this problem by building his very own fucking machines out of leftover tractor parts. After getting naked and jerking his hard cock, Farmer Dean has his ass worked over by his machines as he watches the penetrations in an improvised rear-view mirror.
If they ever revisit this scenario, it would be fun to see Farmer Dean being an abusive asshole to his underpaid Mexican laborers, and then to have them rape his ass with a fucking machine – after replacing the dildo with a corn cob.