Nick Floyd’s Curse Keeps Jack Waters, Xtian Mingle and Jordi Massive Awake on Family Dick

Even a Twink Snoring Isn’t a Turn-on.

There are a lot of fetishes out there but I do not believe trying to sleep while someone else snores loudly is one of them. Having tried to sleep with more than my share of snorers, I totally sympathized with the victims who suffer during “The Night No One Slept.” Fortunately, during the 20-minute Family Dick scene, two of the victims also get their dicks wet while plunging boy hole.

In the latest entry into this continuing porn sitcom, mincing neighbor Nick Floyd pays a previously unannounced visit to friend Jack Waters’ home for an overnight stay. Uncles Xtian Mingle and Jordi Massive are surprised, not thrilled by the surprise, and suddenly ready for bed upon learning of his arrival. The laugh track finds this all hilarious, and I agree with it when Nick observes that the same thing happens when he tries to hang out with his own family.

Since sleep is the household’s big activity tonight, the boys decide to crawl into Jack’s bed for some shuteye, as well. Problem is, Jack snores like a chainsaw fucking a lawnmower while sucking off a leaf blower. He’s loud and doesn’t even have rhythm. It’s no wonder Jack wakes up and decides to sleep on the couch. Of course, Nick wakes up once he’s gone and moves on to one uncle’s and then the other's bedroom with identical results.

Instead of getting the hint that his cacophony of snores is not welcome in this homo household, he tracks down those escaping his snorts and gurgles and flops onto the couch with them. He has a magical ability to fall asleep instantly, which he does. He also has a magical ability to wake other people up. Soon the whole household is awake and confronting Nick about his snoring. Like the thoughtful neighbor and friend that he is, he assures everyone that he’s well aware of his snoring and its effect on other people. It’s the family curse. A curse he apparently didn’t feel compelled to tell anyone about. Nice kid.

Fortunately, Nick offers them a solution. If they can just press “the button” in his throat, it will stop. Why didn’t he say it earlier? A finger isn’t enough, he assures, so Xtian offers his semi-erect cock. There’s no way to know if sucking the uncle’s dick solves the problem or not, since Nick is very much awake, and there’s no explanation about why it takes more than one thrust, but uncle Jordi likes what he sees and wants some for himself. Since Nick’s mouth is occupied, Jordi makes do with his nephew’s. It’s not a sacrifice.

Xtian grabs the hair on the back of Nick’s head and vigorously fucks his face. Jordi’s style is different. He gently speaks words of encouragement and praise as the boy works over his mega member with his mouth. With the ice broken and the snoring stopped, Nick feels comfortable confessing that he’s wanted to have uncle Xtian’s schlong down his throat for “so long.” It’s not been a secret.

The youths have done a good job but sometimes it takes an experienced older man to show the younger generation how it’s done right. Both Xtian and Jordi are absolute sausage snakes compared to Nick and Jack. On the other hand, what the boys were dealing with was exponentially bigger, not that they’re penile pipsqueaks.

After some smooching, it’s time to swap partners because Jordi wants some of that Nick ass action. Nick is down for that, so soon he and Jack are kneeling on the couch facing each other while the uncles feed their erections into their reportedly “tight” holes. The boys lean into each other’s shoulders while adjusting to the length and breadth of uncle dick.

When the camera swings low we get a lovely view of Jordi’s meat log sliding effortlessly back and forth within Nick’s anus. It’s good anus because Jordi eventually announces, “Oh, yeah! You’re going to make me cum!” When that inevitable happens it is impressive! Jordi thrashes against Nick’s smooth, pale butt cheeks as he drains his cock and balls inside of them. Then, he withdraws his spent rod so that an enormous amount of jizz can run out of the twink’s pulsing gape.

Xtian caps off “The Night No One Slept” by slamming his hairy testicles and rigid member home and depositing his own cream pie in Jack’s hole. There’s not as much cream to admire, but you can’t miss it, either. All-in-all an amusing and savory treat.

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