Xtian Mingle and Jordi Massive Learn Jack Waters is Cock Hungry on Family Dick

Faking Innocent Leads to a Hot Family Threeway.

Family Dick wants to remind its fans that sometimes people play stupid and just because they do it well doesn’t mean they really are stupid. It usually means they have an agenda. In this light-hearted and intentionally amusing 26-minute scene, our supposedly naïve and innocent youth definitely has an agenda because it’s obvious to anyone paying attention that he’s up to some “Funny Business.”

We’re provided with an eccentric family, which lends itself naturally to comedy, and they’re placed in a ridiculous situation that leads them to indulge in taboo behavior. Oooo! What could that be, huh? When we meet Xtian Mingle, who plays Uncle Jesse, he’s tending to his precious mustache, which will not stand if Uncle Joey, played by Jordi Massive, has anything to say about it. He has interrupted the mustachioed man’s grooming because he’s decided they have an emergency on their hands. Their nephew, played by Jack Waters, seems out of sorts.

Naturally, the older men first try to draw the younger one out by sitting with him on the couch. He doesn’t dig that, so he bails, demanding privacy. Then, with no choice but to deal with them, Jack confesses that he’s nervous about using the shower at the school gym. After all, he further reveals, he’s never seen another man naked, and what if his penis isn’t as impressive as that of other age peers? He wants one of the uncles to write him a note that will allow him to avoid the whole situation.

In spite of an assurance that if he’s like his dad, he’ll be fine, he pouts his way into his absolutely enormous bedroom and waits for the fun to begin. First up is Xtian, who goes into the room to check on him and is soon asked “Uncle Jesse? Can I look at your penis? Just so I can see if mine looks weird?” I don’t think I have to tell you how that goes, but I’ll give you a hint. Soon Jack asks, “Can I touch it?”

After all that wide-eyed innocent shit, once the dick is out and permission to touch has been established, Jack leans forward and takes it in his mouth, instead. There’s no virginal hesitation on Jack’s part, so I think it’s safe to say that his uncle’s dick isn’t the first he’s inserted between his lips. Whether he’s a genuine oral savant or has had practice, Xtian has no complaints. Instead, he breathes with effort, gasps, and starts to undress after looking around nervously.

Although he has high praise for his nephew, Xtian tells him to step up his game. He must, because soon after face-fucking the kid, he announces, “We better stop. You’re going to make me cum.” With that, he returns to his fellow uncle, who upon briefing says he’ll try a comic touch and see if that brings the boy out of his shell.

Uncle Joey gets the same song and dance with an occasional opinion expressed by the laugh track. Yes, there’s a laugh track. So you’ll know it’s a comedy. This is reinforced when Xtian saunters back into the room and says, “So much for being nervous around naked boys.” Now that the jig, as they say, is up, Uncle Jesse lets the kid in on a secret. “You know, BJ, if you wanted to see our dicks all you had to do was ask.”

If there’s a funny line in the whole thing, and there is more than one, it’s when Jack responds to that with “But you’re my uncle!” Apparently, conning your uncles into letting you suck their cock is one thing. Asking for the privilege is a bridge too far. Fortunately for the lazy nephew, Xtian carefully explains their genealogy such that any oral or anal sodomy that might occur between them should be guilt-free.

Thus relieved of whatever inhibitions may have been lurking, the uncles kiss while Xtian strips again and the theoretically more experienced men each get their cock sucked in turn by the eager innocent. Once everyone is on Jack’s bed and he’s been extracted from his clothing, the uncles take turns demonstrating their own oral techniques on the boy. But that’s not weird enough for Jack. He wants Uncle Jesse to suck Uncle Joey’s impressive meat now.

Although initially uncertain about the whole concept, Xtian quickly adapts to the new plan and makes Jordi growl and play with his nipples. While the man with the mustache inhales massive cock, the allegedly sweet and innocent Jack inspects his uncle’s ass before giving it a hearty eating. Jordi thinks this is all fine and dandy but would be even better if Jack slid that sizable dong into Xtian’s asshole and fucked it. Naturally, that’s what happens.

Also naturally, cuz Jack is such an innocent and all, his dick slides into Xtian’s hole with minimal effort. Maybe it’s just that Xtian’s hole is so damned experienced that it’s like a welcoming committee and opens wide for everyone. Soon Uncle Jesse pants heavily and swears as he loses focus on Jordi’s honkin’ huge erection. There is no complaint from Jordi, who confesses that he thinks what they’re doing is pretty fucking hot.

This is a good thing because now the kid has a new demand. He wants Jordi to bang Xtian, which inspires the latter to go “What?” After yet another shock to his thin morality, the thin uncle turns to face the stockier uncle’s cock with his ass and attaches his mouth to Jack’s hot young rod. “It’s like being back in college,” one of the uncles proclaims.

College must have been a lot more fun for them than it was for me because Jordi is comfortable raving about how good Xtian’s ass feels wrapped around his cock. Then, he exclaims, “Oh, yeah! I’m gonna cum!” This sounds like such an excellent idea that Jack chimes in with a hearty and not-at-all innocent “Me, too!”

It’s been a fun scene so far, but it’s time for the fun to go up a notch because Jordi’s full-body orgasm is great to watch and when he pulls his still-hard dick out of Xtian’s ass it’s coated in spunk. More white jizz pools around the bottom’s hairy and clearly experienced hole.

The goal may have been to engage in “Funny Business,” but it gets pretty serious at the end if you’re into man spunk. The amount that runs out of Xtian’s mouth after Jack unloads is impressive. He’s a giver, that’s for sure! But innocent? Yeah, my ass.

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