Celebrate The Year Of The Cock!

We may say this every year, but 2022 really is one of the best years for nudity on record! We’re all about celebrating greatness here, so we’re paying tribute to the men who have made 2022 the Year Of The Cock by checking out the best of the best.

These are the top five penises of 2022 - which again, is certainly saying something! - starting with Henry Eikenberry at number 5. This 2022 nudecomer made a big splash with multiple frontal scenes in the teens gone wild series Euphoria. He plays a teen jock with feelings for another boy, and in the locker room, Eikenberry flashes his playmate his hairy cock! The scene ends with the instantly iconic line "Wanna get a milkshake?" Sure, but we’d prefer a banana split.

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Next up it’s Daryl McCormack. This Peaky Blinders and The Wheel Of Time actor popped his nudity cherry in 2022’s Good Luck to You, Leo Grande. What a way to make your Mr. Man debut. After some sensual humping, Daryl turns around to reveal his nice long cock and au naturel bush!

At number three we have Josh O’Connor in Mothering Sunday. Josh is no stranger to frontal, but this is actually his best nude scene to date, despite the fact that he has hot gay sex in God’s Own Country. Josh brazenly bares his thick uncut cock while ever so casually getting dressed during a chat. This is a man with nothing to hide.

Our runner-up for the best penis of 2022 so far is Theo James in The Time Traveler's Wife. He delivered nude scene after nude scene after nude scene as a naked time-traveling Chicago librarian in the show’s first five episodes. They were all butt. No cock. We assumed his Chicago hot dog wasn’t on the menu, until Theo surprised us with two great frontal shots in episode 6! We’ve loved Theo James ever since his starring role in Divergent, making his long-awaited penis reveal all the sweeter.

Finally, the best cock of 2022 so far belongs to proud papa Jeremy Williams in All the Queen’s Men! Sure, we saw his massive penis in the first season, but this time it’s fluffed the hell out, looking like a… oh IDK… a droopy paper towel roll? It’s just that big. Jeremy, thanks for the twenty twenty two inches! Okay, not quite. But like almost… damn.

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