Ryan Bailey is Cum Hungry for Malik Delgaty’s Spunk on Men.com

From Gifting a Stuffy to Getting Stuffed in Less Than a Half Hour!

The tragedy of the closeted bisexual man can not be overstated. In addition to denying an essential part of his identity, those who love him do not get the opportunity to know him for who he truly is. Living a lie rarely serves anyone well, especially once it’s uncovered. Men.com presents such a situation with “Milking the DILF.”

Handsome Canadian Malik Delgaty and his female partner of indeterminate marital status sit on opposite ends of their bed, focused on very different things. She is trying unsuccessfully to express milk from her breasts using a breast pump. He is ignoring her and tapping away on her smartphone and groping his crotch. Looks like a healthy, loving relationship based on mutual respect, cooperation, and clear communication to me. In other words, this relationship is doomed.

Cue the doorbell and the arrival of “the boys.” Since Malik is clearly busy, the uncredited female slips on a sexy but presentable top and welcomes their visitors, who come bearing gifts for what is presumably a baby. There is no evidence of a baby being in the domicile during the 23-minute scene, but that’s probably for the best.

After air kissing like Europeans do, the lady of the house leads Ryan Bailey and his friend into the cozy but well-appointed living room so she can better admire their largesse. Malik, the presumed father, is nowhere to be found. Let’s face it, those Scruff matches aren’t going to get smarter the less you swipe on them. So, his female beard entertains their guests, cooing over a stuffed animal she calls a “teddy bear” but looks like a lion to me. You be the judge.

Enough gushing over a baby we never even see! Ryan has to pee, so momma directs him to the bathroom down the hall. He makes it there eventually, but by then pissing is the last thing on his mind. As I’ve mentioned innumerable times, nobody in porn closes a door. This means that as Ryan walks to the bathroom he can’t help but see Malik with his 8.5-inch dick jammed into the breast pump looking to milk something it was not made to milk. Although this catches Ryan’s attention right away, earning an exclamation of, “Bro,” it doesn’t elude his notice that Malik has a fine ass body. Daddy’s only wearing a black and white plaid shirt, so everything not covered by that is available for visual admiration.

“Oh, my God! Don’t say anything,” Malik begs, shocked to learn that someone that he knew was in the house might walk to the bathroom and see him in his bedroom masturbating with the door open. “Don’t worry. This can be our little secret,” Ryan assures him. “Plus, I’m cum hungry.” He proves his words true by taking the breast pump receptacle and drinking its Malik-derived contents. Frankly, the situation is a dream come true for Malik, since it gives him the opportunity to ask his friend, “Want more?”

Of course, he wants more! He’s cum hungry!

As is the way, Ryan drops to his knees and begins attending to Malik’s super-sized man-meat like a man who knows his way around a hard-on. Even without help, he’s a deep sucker and gets that cock good and wet, pulling back with a thick drool strand that keeps his mouth tethered. The increasingly aggressive Top pulls Ryan’s face off of his dick at one point and slaps his face with it. That’s something Ryan likes. Frankly, Ryan seems to like a lot of things he’s been doing or having done to him, including the saliva-dripping face slamming that finishes up several minutes of high-quality fellatio.

Then reality rears its ugly, childbearing head. Malik’s baby momma is understandably curious about where he is and why it’s not in the living room with her and their friends. Not that Ryan is there anymore, but still. Upon hearing his name called, Malik does the only logical thing. He grabs Ryan and they run to the bathroom to fuck.

I watch a lot of HGTV and bathrooms are kind of my jam. Although the pedestal sink lacks charm, the overall look of the room is sleek and sexy, especially that walk-in shower with a glass enclosure. A sturdy glass enclosure we discover when Malik gets Ryan up against it and vigorously thrusts between his cheeks. But first, that poor pedestal sink supports Ryan’s right foot as the whole cock-in-ass thing gets sorted out. It’s always reassuring when someone who sounds like they’re skirting unfun pain says something like, “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah,” or “Yes, daddy! Fuck!”

Given how good Malik’s dick looks going in and out of Ryan’s ass, and we get plenty of opportunities to witness this glorious reality, you have to wonder how deaf his female companion must be. It’s not like Ryan’s even pretending to be quiet anymore. At least this time they closed the door. By the time Malik has his butt buddy facing the shower glass, he’s shouting “Fuck! Oh, fuck,” loudly and taking his ramming with glee.

It's time for Malik to really show us his stuff, and I don’t just mean that beautiful cock and ass of his. I mean his ability to thrust like a goddamn machine while laying on the floor and being ridden cowboy. The camera is mesmerized by Malik’s core strength and so are we all. He’s intense, he’s effective, he’s hyper-focused, and he makes a definite impression on Ryan and his prostate. “Oh, my fucking God,” the bottom cries in raw delight.

What’s left in a bathroom to fuck on once you’ve used up the sink and shower? The toilet! Of course! Ryan gets as comfortable as a person can get laying across the toilet seat lid and Malik takes up position between his legs, fucking him missionary while Ryan tugs at his own cock and looks absolutely stoned on fuck.

It’s a more advanced sex position than I’m qualified to perform, but it works for our heroes, and before long Malik is making noises like he’s interested in cumming. Ryan beats him to the spurt, erupting in large, thick blobs of ejaculate on his pubes. It’s a good way to end a clandestine bathroom encounter. Maintaining tradition, Ryan drops to his knees to receive Malik’s much more water but copiously drippy man-batter.

At this point, because this is the point where it will have maximum impact, the lone female in the scene and her unnamed male pal go looking for Malik and Ryan, seeing as they’ve been missing for quite a while. Once they arrive at the bathroom door, they don’t knock or call through it. No, they open it and kinda get what they deserve, not that they see it that way. “Oh, my God,” comes the predictable response. “What the fuck? I’m so done! So done!” And with that, she marches away, showing no indication that she’ll be taking her bundle of joy with her.

“I told you I was cum hungry,” Ryan reminds the not devastated Malik, reminding us once again that this Men.com scene was all about “Milking the DILF.”

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