This is one first of two videos rounding up the hottest French penises in all the land. Oui oui! You heard that correctly! There are so many thick uncut French cocks that we had to create two videos just to fit them in. And... phew… it’s a tight fit.
At number five in this part 1 video, we have Vincent Cassel in 2002’s Irreversible. This quintessential Frenchman let his cock hang out in a number of roles. But in addition to seeing his thick uncut penis in this playful sex scene, we also get a great look at his tan-lined ass and sexy athletic body. Bonjour boner!
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In fourth place it’s Gerard Depardieu in 1976’s The Last Woman. This legendary actor is French, so of course, he’s naked all the time. But never more so than in this risqué indie, where he goes full frontal and even shows off his very erect cock! Depar-don’t-mind-if-I-do!
Our bronze boner goes to the supremely hung Niels Schneider in 2019’s Curiosa. We’ll just call this guy Curiosa George, because he’s got a big ol’ banana! 35 minutes into Curiosa the camera generously pans up from Niels’ legs, giving us a long (and I do mean long) look at what he’s packing. Sexy. Uncut. Horse hung. ’Nuff said.
Next, it’s Pierre Deladonchamps in 2013’s Stranger by the Lake. Yup, we’re bringing out the big guns. The unbelievably handsome Pierre showcases his fully naked bod on the beach in this gay cruising classic. However it’s his porn body double that helps land Pierre a spot on our list. He shows his fully erect penis while having real gay sex on camera!
And the number one uncut French cock goes to the one and only Louis Garrel. Garrel has graced us with many full frontal scenes over the years, meaning that we’ve had plenty of opportunities to check out his bountiful baguette. Garrel recently went very frontal in 2017’s Godard Mon Amour, but nothing can beat his homoerotic scenes in 2003’s The Dreamers. When it comes to loving the French, just call me a Spank-ophile!
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