The Walker, Texas Ranger Reboot Is Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay

While you weren't looking, the CW released a reboot of Walker, Texas Ranger. The new series is simply titled Walker, and the first episode was released on January 21, 2021. However, today we are concerned with the most recent, third episode. Well, maybe concerned isn't the word. Confused?

The original Walker, Texas Ranger starred Chuck Norris as the eponymous Cordell Walker, and ran from 1993 to 2001. The series featured some good ol' fashion cowboy martial arts and the target audience was survivalists. But this CW reboot... is something different.

Jared Padalecki - most famous for his roles on the WB series Gilmore Girls and the CW series Supernatural - leads as a younger and hipper Cordell Walker. But again, for the sake of this blog post, we're not even here to talk about Jared Padalecki. We're here to talk about Matt Barr. This insanely gorgeous specimen of masculinity previously showed his ass while sexing up Alexandra Daddario in 2017's The Layover, and a full decade before that, he showed his bun in bed in Ten Inch Hero.

But Matt Barr's career - in my eyes at least - didn't peak until he nabbed a guest spot on the third episode of Walker. He plays a stripper at a club, and between his glittery titties, his impossibly tiny manties, and his cowboy getup, Matt put the "gay gay gay gay gay" in "Walker."

Is the target audience for this new reboot... Qanon members who enjoyed Magic Mike for the plot? Since that's the bio on my eHarmony profile, I'm obviously 100% in!

(See Matt Barr's nude scenes here)