Everyone knows that there are two types of gays during Halloween:
There are two types of gays during Halloween 🎃 pic.twitter.com/z2JWNJg7u7
— I said what I said (@Spilling_The_T) October 13, 2020
Those that go all out to bring a character to life, and those that dress like they're in a low budget adult film. (I would make fun of the latter, but I just found this image on Google when searching "slutty gay Halloween costumes," and naturally, I have to support whatever this is I'm seeing):
While we don't think there's a right or wrong way to celebrate Halloween, we have to give credit where credit is due, which I why we HAVE to talk about Lil Nas X's un-fucking-believable Halloween costume!
The openly gay singer and underwear model dressed as Nicki Minaj ala her Super Bass music video, complete with pink giraffe print jumpsuit, hot pink lips, huge tits, and an even huger ass. Lil Nas X was eleven years old when Super Bass was released in 2010 (talk about spooky) so for him, this is somewhat of a deep cut, and he really nailed it.
Those of you well-versed in Homoween might remember that in years past, Colton Haynes was the gay celebrity to beat when it came to delivering hilarious and detailed costumes. But this year Haynes opted out of Halloween, and instead just posted an Insta-compilation of his Halloween highlights from years past:
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Happy Halloween!!! The last photo is why I’m like this lol...I blame my mom 😂❤️
This officially makes Lil Nas X the new kween of Halloween! What did you guys do for Halloween this year? I watched Paranormal Activity 3, the Mandalorian season 2 premiere, an episode of The Queen's Gambit, and then fell asleep with food in my mouth. I love Halloween!