Who’d You Rather Finger: Ryan Phillippe Young Or Now?

August 3, 2020
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It's been a while since we played a good old fashion game of Who'd You Rather Finger, so for safety reasons you might need to do some warmup exercises for your digits. Ready? And one and two and up and down and in and out and in and out and in and out and in and... well you get it. Okay class let's go!

Today you are going to be choosing between the vintage Ryan Phillippe that we fell in lust with in movies like Cruel Intentions and 54 and the modern-day Ryan Phillippe that we fall in love with on Instagram on the daily. Ryan Phillippe is Hollywood's lowkey reigning king of sexiness, and at forty-five-years-old continues to look meer milliseconds older than he did during the height of his celebrity in the late 90s and 2000s. He just posted this pouty mirror selfie, and let's just say that the life jacket is working, because it's giving me lyfeeeee...

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Jump waves w me pls

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Ryan's hair is as beautifully blonde as ever and his skin is youthfully sunkissed to perfection. I grew up in the South, where the expectation is that if you love to suntan, your skin will have the elasticity of a single use plastic bag by the time you're thirty-five. But the rules don't apply to Ryan. The bitch looks damn amazing.

Of course then you have vintage Ryan. He was twenty-five when he famously showed his bubble butt to Reese Witherspoon in 1999's Cruel Intentions. Before Cruel Intentions he went nude in 1998's 54 and in 1997's Little Boy Blue. Phillippe had the tightest twink bod around, those signature curly blonde locks, and a pout that the Kardashians thought they were achieving through cosmetic work, but... weren't. You're born with these lips or you aren't.

Get those digits pumping and decide who you'd rather finger: young Ryan Phillippe or current Ryan Phillippe. Then head to the comments to share your reach-search!