From Mr. Man:
The Polish series The Woods is out on Netflix, and Krzysztof Zarzecki steals the show with his own wood while skinny dipping! Also Jakub Gola puts the ass in splASSh… not to mention the ohhhh in puuuuubes!
Next, Hightown is back with its best nudity yet! James Badge Dale shows some tail, but the MVP - most valuable penis - goes to Hunter Emery during his extremely close-up full frontal reveal! Hightown will have you saying “Hi, penis.”
Snowpiercer keeps the ass train on track this week with Iddo Goldberg’s caboose as he bangs Jennifer Connelly! Aaron Glenane’s bringing up the rear - literally - during the series’ 1000th shower scene! Congrats everyone, you did it!
The hotly anticipated Love, Simon spinoff series Love, Victor hits Hulu this week! Nick Robinson lends his voice this time around, but we remember when he lent his ass in 2016’s Being Charlie. What’s not to Love?
And a very happy forty-second birthday to Daniel Brühl! Brühl made us drool all the way back in 2001’s Honolulu, where we said Aloha to his cock and balls! Hey, it’s a birthday, we have to blow something!