BREAKING: Daddy Buttigieg Now Actually Has A Beard

One of the few silver linings of social distancing is that men are learning to put down the razor and embrace their scruffiness as they regress to their caveman state. After all, we're all animals. And no animal is as feral. No animal is as savage. No animal is as unfuckinghinged. No animal is as fat-azzed... as my daddy Pete Buttigieg!

Just one month ago the Internet was losing its manties over edited images of Pete Buttigieg with a beard. But who could have thought that the dream of #BeardedButtigieg would soon be a reality?

#BeardedButtigieg is causing major thirst on gay Twitter - https://t.co/lGPC6XSBTa pic.twitter.com/qCGr0LLDHo

— Metro Weekly (@metroweekly) February 21, 2020

Sorry @firstdogsSB but if you’re not excited for #BeardedButtigieg you’re wrong 🐝 pic.twitter.com/DRMoCTNxnk

— TeamPete 4 Mark Kelly 4 AZ (@markkelly4az) March 18, 2020

His husband Chasten has a little case of the cabin fever thirsties, and has been posting vids of his boo pretty much nonstop to his Instagram Story. The Internet was quick to realize that in Chasten's vids Pete has gone a few days without shaving, and is looking like a gawddamn hairy snack because of it.

It’s happening #beardedgeedge #BeardedButtigieg pic.twitter.com/7BJiJPqtxZ

— Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) March 18, 2020

Happy birthday, Mr. failed presidential candidate. In addition to witnessing the sheer glory that is Pete Buttigieg with facial hair, we can also see in the video above that he's been hitting the home gym. When I tell you guys that I have tried *every* possible Google search term combination in my ongoing attempt to find shirtless pics of Pete Buttigieg, I am not lying. I'm on a list at this point. Going by the gay rulebook, hopefully the fact that we're getting gym content now means that shirtless content isn't too far off. PLEASE CHASTEN.

#BeardedButtigieg pic.twitter.com/jTelc0knYU

— BelodyJS ** 🐝longing ** (@BelodyJS) March 19, 2020

This is like 24 hours of beard growth in phases.

Give this man 2 more days and we'll have full on #BeardedButtigieg and I'm here for it 🙌 pic.twitter.com/rmCS9dmQGQ

— Southwest Virginia for Pete #PETEWONIOWA 🐝🍷🌄🥀 (@SWVAforPete) March 19, 2020

@PeteButtigieg and my husband are growing beards. Only one of these situations brings me joy #BeardEdgeEdge #BeardedButtigieg

— Stapler Throwers 4 Pete to Biden (@BrMNCA) March 19, 2020