Whoa We Missed Tons Of Cameron Dallas, Including Pokey Penis Action

 

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y’all should see how hairy my ass is

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Mar 2, 2020 at 9:02am PST

Before we start with the Cameron Dallas recap, just know that I can already sense your exasperation (especially one of you, SEAN). Know that I feel your pain. In fact I urge you to practice #selfcare by clicking out of this post and going to Blue Mercury to scheme for free samples. For those of you left, lez do diz bitches!

 

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y’all have heard of the corona virus.. but why is no one talking about harmful UV rays?

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Mar 1, 2020 at 6:38am PST

Last year cultural touchstone Cameron Dallas transitioned from being an Instagram model and reality television star to becoming the musical icon of a generation, but even with his busy schedule of releasing one song, and then another one, he had time to go on an exotic vacation in the Dominican Republic - a shirtless exotic vacation in the Dominican Republic!

So far he's posted over a half dozen shirtless pics and vids while on vaca, and me? Well I'm not hating the results one bit. Especially since in this one picture Dallas' semi-hard cock can be seen poking into his shorts!

 

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A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Feb 29, 2020 at 5:34pm PST

I mean I'm sorry but I have no choice but to stan. There. Did I make Cameron Dallas a thing yet?

 

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Rate my dive 1 thru Olympian, wrong answers only

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Feb 29, 2020 at 5:48pm PST

 

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POV: you’re only on vacation with your girlfriend to be her personal Photogrpaher

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Feb 28, 2020 at 5:02am PST