Open Post: How Many Times A Day To You Masturbate? Sponsored By Alleged 7x A Day-er Adam Rippon

 

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A post shared by Adam Rippon (@adaripp) on Oct 23, 2019 at 6:16am PDT

A gay guy messaged me this morning with the exciting news that openly gay figure skater Adam Rippon masturbates seven times a day! I would never ever want to say that gays make mountains out of mo'hills, but it turns out that boxer Tyson Fury is actually the one who admitted to Men's Health that he does indeed masturbate seven times a day.

"I gotta keep active and the testosterone flowing." https://t.co/k0VcMHHZrR

— Men's Health Mag (@MensHealthMag) February 17, 2020

Adam Rippon simply got in on the viral article by quote tweeting it with the cheeky "Am I a professional boxer?" Insinuating that he masturbates a lot but not necessarily providing unrefutable evidence that he does indeed jack it seven times a day. In fact he was probably just trying to be cute. And not necessarily garner The Sword headline "Adam Rippon Reveals That He Masturbates 7 Times A Day."

Am I a professional boxer? https://t.co/6rtrKv6Byu

— Adam Rippon (@Adaripp) February 17, 2020

@Adaripp we want to help you keep your stamina up!

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— Mr Man (@MrMan) February 24, 2020

NO MATTER. What's important is that this gives us the perfect opportunititty to have an open post about masturbation! How many times do you masturbate a day? A week? A month? If like Tyson Fury you do indeed masturbate upwards of a half dozen times a day, we are going to need details including a rundown of your diet and environmental factors.

According to this study from the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (above chart), the majority of men aged 50 and younger masturbate "A few times per month to weekly." It was an anonymous survey, but still *cough* fucking liars *cough*. Once over 50, the majority of men responded "Not in past year." I think we have a certain commenter who can clarify what that's all about.

SO, how many times do I masturbate a day? That insinuates that I ever stop in the first place baby! ::Austin Powers growl:: Seriously we'd love to hear any and all thots on the matter of masturbation, so please sound off below!