Holy Fuck, We Did Actually See K.J. Apa’s Big Smooth Butt

Corrections and Clarifornications: Yesterday I completely missed the plot when covering K.J. Apa's butt during his interview on Ellen! Apa shares a video in which he wishes Ellen happy birthday while nude on his balcony. A peach emoji is used to cover the reflection of Apa's butt in the glass behind him, but I neglected to notice that as soon as the camera goes back to the interview between Ellen and Apa, a still image of his uncensored butt remains projected behind them!

I even included a brief second of Apa's actual butt in yesterday's freaking post, but was in such a hurry to get home to watch the throuple House Hunter episode that I completely missed... what mattered most.

The good news is that yes, as of this week we can say that we have seen K.J. Apa nude. Just say that out loud to yourself. "I saw K.J. Apa nude." It feels so right! In fact it feels too right? Considering the Ellen producers took the time to edit out Apa's ass during the video, you'd assume the goal was to prevent us from seeing it at all, right? And that the inclusion of it was mistake? A mistake that wildly benefits us here on the Dark Gay Web?

For as shredded as Apa is, he blessedly seems to be packing a perfect smooth plump dumper that just needs to be squeezed. It's just ::chef's kiss:: perfection. Now, for the love of Gay Gawd someone please tell me I somehow missed a shot of K.J. Apa's penis at some point...