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We've all made mistakes in our lives, but it wasn't until I discovered K.J. Apa Instagram fan accounts over the weekend that I realized just how far from God's graces I had wandered during my mere decades on this planet. I was lost. But oh bich. Oh bich. Now I am fother mucking found!
I've spent literal years writing about the morsels of sexiness Apa throws our way on his personal Instagram, @kjapa, when if I had thrown in just just one more "a" and searched @kjapaa I would have been led to what 4/5 dentists would agree is softcore gay porn. This particular fan account does a damn amazing job of rounding up the absolute most fap-worthy Apa content on the entire web. Sure Apa's Riverdale appearances are porny...
But are they this?...
No. No they're not. I'm still wrapping my head around all the things I'm going to do to myself later to these pics and vids. Oh the possibilities. The best content by far that I've come across is this video of Apa sashaying across the room in barely-there boxer briefs with his meaty bulge out and proud:
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But there's also this coinslot sitch:
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And like, this:
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So like, enjoy the porn.
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