Justin Bieber Gives Sensual All-Over Tattoo Tour On Instagram

Have you ever heard of the website Cameo - which allows fans to pay celebrities to create customized recordings of their voices? Well. Million dollar idea alert. What if there was a website that facilitated celebrities slowly and silently panning a camera over their bodies, and then sending me the footage for a fee? The user could write out their specific requests in a text box - something like "Hey K.J. Apa! Huge fan. Could you spend extra time on your arms and stomach and then swallow the camera? Thanks!!"

 

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If this existed Justin Bieber wouldn't necessarily be at the top of my list, but he certainly gives us some idea of how this business model would play out with these new weird videos posted to his Instagram Story (and reposted by fans on YouTube, as seen here). The pop star and cultist pans his iPhone across his many tattoos, giving us a nice slow sensual look at his tight smooth toned body and iconiqué happy trail. So would you tat dat ass? Let us know!

Here he was just five years ago: