Accidental sports nudity is gay culture and I won't hear otherwise. Not today! Riverdale has taught us the homosexual tension is always a brewin' in locker rooms, and out on the field is where players are able to unleash their sexual frustration on each other within the patriarchal confines prescribed to them. So sad. How else do you explain all of the ass patting! This is their moment and they're going to take full advantage.
Anydamnway, in this new video a New Zealand player named Anton Lienert-Brown is epically pantsed by lucky number 15 from the Welsh team. If accidental nudity is gay culture, then accidental rugby nudity is, IDK, gay religion, and seeing #15's hand so close to #22's smooth cream ass in front of so many homosexual men with obese thighs isn't NOT doing it for me on this random Tuesday. A sports post. My dad would be proud!