Excavating the rarest and most primo online content of any celebrity takes dickloads of time, which is why I'm so grateful to the sort of weird Pete Buttigieg fan accounts that have done just that for us! His obese a$$ still eludes us but we're getting closer. We're getting closer.
Legend has it that buried deep deep deep down in Chasten Buttigieg's Twitter lies a treasure trove of undiscovered Pete Buttigieg pics, but getting to those old tweets is truly a bitch. I tried myself, but Twitter really isn't designed for post excavation. In fact, I find that if you click on a tweet while scrolling, then click out of that tweet, sometimes the page reloads to the top, versus saving the spot that you spent tons of time scrolling to. Guess life isn't easy for anyone.
All of this info is to underline just how magical these Dark Gay Web pics - which were surely procured from Twitter, Facebook, The Upside Down, etc. - below are. And in addition to seeing some original rare Pete Buttigieg pics that we haven't ogled before, some fans have gone above and beyond the call of booty by creating artistic interpretations of Pete's hotness, like this taint-teaser:
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As well as this patriotic powerhouse coupling with Taylor Swift:
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Oh and this:
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Anyway, here we go. Owe ya one, darkest corners of the Internet.
90s L.L. Bean catalog zaddy realness:
Broke Straight Boys audition:
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JK it's just Pete in college like two years ago:
Do the carpets match the drapes?
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This is actually recent and we may have posted it before, but still, NIPPLE PARTY:
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Another recent pic, but like, dayum:
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Swerv. ing. Tar. get. Real. ness:
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The second best look we've ever gotten at Pete's iconiqué leg hair:
And finally, ARM:
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