So Here’s Real Straight Dude Shawn Mendes Breathing Suggestively In An Ice Bath

June 21, 2019
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Shawn on @shawnaccess’ livestream

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Snarky songstress Shawn Mendes will be the first person to tell you that he's not gay, and I'll be the first person to tell you that it's a damn shame. What woman is going to be able to support a strap-on dildo big enough to satiate Shawn's ravenous asshole? He needs a man's touch. Only a man knows what to do with his hairy rose pink anus. Only a man can fill up his insides like a Boston cream donut.

Um. What the fuck is this post about. Oh ya! Shawn Mendes thirstbucketed hard by taking an ice bath on camera for no apparent reason. What percentage of this even goes to ALS? We don't get a good look at his boobies or anything, but what makes this video post-worthy is Mendes' heavy labored breathing at the beginning. It's honestly going to fluff you out a little bit. Because it's the same breathing technique Mendes uses when he's receiving a Pringles can dick inside his tight twat. KIDDING. HE'S NOT GAY...

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Yet. KIDDING.

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Thank you @calvinklein #MYTRUTH #MYCALVINS x

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@CalvinKlein #MyCalvins. Campaign coming this week.

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