Nick And Joe Jonas’ Thick Matching Chest Hair Will Make You Think Bad Thoughts

April 4, 2019
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🆒 drops Friday! Pre-save the song at JonasBrothers.com to hear it first 🌴😎
A post shared by Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) on Apr 2, 2019 at 7:06am PDT

As we have said a million times, anyone who would ever, EVER, E V E R fantasize about Nick and Joe Jonas smashing together their fat hairy cocks is seriously fucked up and needs to git off our lawn immediately. This is a family site. A Christian site. A hole-some site.

Anyway Nick, Joe, and the other one who no one can remember (Kyle? Kirby? Konstantin?) are pimping the followup single to their hit Sucker. The new song is titled Cool, and in the promo pic, Nick and Joe sport plunging necklines that do a damn good job of flaunting their motorboat-worthy hairy tits! The chest curls, the face fuzz, the thick heads of hair you could lose a dick in - it's all working for me! Now please, Nick and Joe, whatever you do, don't breed each other's tight hairy pink holes to within an inch of their lives! It's WRONG. Oh, and that goes for you too lil', um, Kareem?