Who’d You Rather Finger: Richard Madden Or Gus Kenworthy

January 11, 2019
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Jesus how much do @_richardmadden and @guskenworthy look alike?!? It’s insane. pic.twitter.com/pzOgYv7clq

— Samantha Lauzon (@samanthalauzon) November 8, 2018

This Who'd You Rather Finger (one of the most critically-acclaimed recurring posts on the Dark Gay Web tyvm) pits A-list doppelgangers Richard Madden and Gus Kenworthy against each other's gorgeous fuzzy fuckable (and finger-able) bods! Kenworthy rose to gay thirst superstardom after coming out in 2015. Since then he's posted countless pics of his shredded muscles, adorable face, and even his sporty plump ass. "Who in the world could possibly beat out this hunk of fuck in a Who'd You Rather Finger?" You ask.

And I'll tell you. People have been comparing Kenworthy to Brit Game of Thrones alum Richard Madden for years now, mostly because of the little fact that they're the same person. Shhhh. We first became obsessed with Madden when he revealed his insanely jiggly ass on the failed Amazon pilot Oasis. Now, with a 2019 Golden Globe for Bodyguard under his belt, the rest of the world is taking equal notice. "So what's your point asshole?"

And I'll tell you. Madden and Kenworthy both have delicious heads of hair you could lose a dick in, stormy blue eyes, scruff for literal days, and, well, the same face. They're both buff as can be, but Madden's giving more of a toned fuzzy adult otter vibe while Kenworthy is like the butt baby between a jock and an otter. A Jotter. Both of these men are gorgeous, so choosing which one you'd like to be knuckle-deep in is really a matter of personal preference. So, who'd you rather finger!