Open Post: What Would Your Stripper Song Be?

If you were ever, EVER going to jump in and comment on Fleshbot Gay, now's the time. Whether they know it or not, it's a fact that all girls and gays have one stripper song picked out. You do not choose the stripper song. The stripper song chooses you. Maybe this is the song you would strip to if you were a hot young go-go boy proving his chops on a Russian drug dealer's yacht. Maybe this is the song you would strip to if you were a sexy aspiring starlet named Amber. You're nervous for sure. It's your first time stripping in the big city. But then your song comes on. Blaring as half-bored businessman look on incredulously. Will Amber deliver? Oh, she will. Because she's got her song.

Oh me you ask? My name's Trina. I'm gorgeous and blonde and I don't take shit from these truckers. I'm also a lot lizard. I perform in the back room at the Lion's Den Adult Store off I-75. Not too much happens in these parts. Until Maybe It Was Memphis by Pam Tillis starts blaring on the speakers, and I, Trina, walk onto that stage in my silver thong and mud-stained heels. It's not a lot. But it's a living.

SERIOUSLY, please share your stripper song below! My coworkers chose Boss Ass Bitch and Voices Carry, which are both excellent. A comedian I love named Brandy Howard said hers is The Dope Show by Marilyn Manson. There's no wrong answer, so get in touch with your inner stripper and spill!

[Channing Tatum stripping at 18]

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