Um So Ya Ok Chris Hughes Got His Balls Checked On Live Television

November 28, 2018
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With the recent news that 68% of men don’t know how to check themselves, Dr Chris demonstrates a testicular examination on @LoveIsland’s @chrishughes_22, who has previously had a health scare himself pic.twitter.com/TMMgoH8nA5

— This Morning (@thismorning) November 28, 2018

Dear Brits, why are you so much better than us? Us Americans defected long before the arrival of Prince Harry's ginger bush and Kate Middleton's fun hats and live television balls (and let's not forget Trump), and now, I kind of want to switch back! Too late? I'll just hop on over? No hard feelings?

Anyway, I probably had you at "live television balls" which is exactly what lucky British households got an eyeful of when Love Island star Chris Hughes got a testicular cancer exam from Dr. Thirst! The whole thing is pretty hard to believe for us Stateside, but Hughes actually whips out his pink sac and gets a lesson in sexiness as Dr. Thirst squeezes his balls on live television! Did we mention that it's on live television? Because it's on live television! The show is called This Morning, and I can't help but think that the new name should be This Morning Wood. Rite. Ladies.

On a more serious note, everyone should check their sac for cancer. Watch the video once to find out how to do it properly. And then watch it again if you want to drain said sac. Because it's oddly hot, right? Is that an okay thing to say? Dr. Thirst will see you now!