I'm currently at whatever age it is that you stage four don't care about following Z-list reality shows, but you care greatly about the dicks exposed on said shows. Which makes me perfect for this job! Because, while for all I know, the fairly popular Ex On The Beach is about spending time with your ex on a beach (which, it probably is) what really matters is that Ex On The Beach Norway superstars Adrian Sellevoll and Henrik Elvejord whip out their dicks to compare them in the bathroom. Straight guys - they're just like us, but even gayer!
H/T: OMG Blog