America’s Sweetheart Gay Wrestler Hard Cock Tease Surfaces

April 5, 2018
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What day is it? Where am I? Who... am I? I just fell down an Insta hole that took me to the deepest darkest most fap-worthy corners of the Internet, and I came out a better person for it. And a little erect if I'm being honest. A whole world of barely-legal openly hole-craving Insta models and sometimes college wrestlers exists out there (seriously,) but today we're going to focus on the truly mouthwatering Dylan Geick! An anagram for his name is: Gel Any Dick. Do with that information, what you wish.

Geick made a splash during his senior of attending a high school in Chicago when he came out as gay even though he was on the macho manly man man wrestling team. Comprised of guys who'll be straight right up until the second they're receiving every member of their frat in college. Geick was an eighteen-year-old senior when he was profiled in the Chicago Tribune for basically being the IRL Love, Simon, and the article actually highlights how accepting his teammates were of his sensuality.

A post shared by Dylan Steven Geick (@dylangeick) on Mar 31, 2018 at 12:38pm PDT

You know who else is accepting of Geick's sensuality? MEH! In addition to being a wrestler, author, musician, and current Columbia University student, Geick is an Instagram model with over a half-million followers. Due to the Instagram Model Code of Thirstiness, Geick is required to show off his insane six pack and delish happy trail pretty much twenty-four-seven, and he even sweetens the cock by posting pics with his boyfriend Jackson Krecioch.

And did someone say erect cock bulge? Geick a multi-talented selfie taker, and in addition to snapping cute Insta pics, he's also mastered Guys With iPhones realness, as evident in a cock tease pic making the Tumblr rounds! We don't see actual dick, but from the impression his hot erect dick makes through his undies, I think this Geick-o might have his customers taking out insurance policies on their holes! Hm. That was sloppy. Anyway. Time to go gel any dick!