Michael Lucas’ New Claymate

If you liked seeing more of John Paulus—the former Green Beret who allegedly hooked up with (the very! straight!) Clay Aiken—you'll soon be able to see much, much more of him than you probably expected and/or wanted to: Porn auteur and publicity whore magnet Michael Lucas announced today that Paulus has just been signed to an exclusive contract. This morning, the two appeared on Howard Stern where Paulus discussed his recent alleged encounter with the "American Idol" star in a story involving fisting, Clay getting a paunch and refusing to remove his shirt, and—in a chilling detail that will give us nightmares for weeks—the astounding information that baby-faced Clay is a rough top. Sure, Paulus gleefully declared that he's just signed a contract for George Lucas, so maybe he's not entirely sure what his new job at Lucas Entertainment will entail either—but he's looking forward to a new career and putting all the icky past behind him: "The whole experience with Clay was just horrible. I felt like such a piece of meat that he was exploiting his celebrity status to use me for sex." We'll let you ponder the supreme irony of that last bit yourselves.-JD/RM

· Breaking Industry News: Michael Lucas Signs John Paulus (JC Adams @ gaypornwriter.blogspot.com)
· "The King Holds Court With John Paulus" (text and MP3 audio @ malcontnet.typead.com)
· "We just came from the Howard Stern Show ... " (Michael Lucas @ lucasblog.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Big Muscle(s) of the Week: Clay Aiken and Friend