Good morning, Christian Sharp! You've gotten to the office awfully early today. Anxious to make a good impression? You're doing just fine—when you first walked in, we thought you looked a little groggy and scruffy, but now we can plainly see that you're raring to go. Since no one else is here yet, maybe you'd like a tour? Step into the Fleshbot Central supply closet and we'll show you our etchings ... (randyblue.com; more @ QueerClick)