Ssshhh … Unkings is “Cuming”

August 28, 2008
STURTLE

We've always been fans of strong, silent types: apart from the muscles that usually accompany the "strong" part, we really love silence. After all, nothing spoils a mood faster than a hot date screaming "FUCK MY DADDY HOLE!" loud enough for Mom to hear all the way upstairs. Which is all the more reason to love Xtube user Unkings. He knows when to zip the lips and unzip the pants and let his giant, throbbing freak flag flutter stiffly (and silently!) in the wind. Check his sublime performance after the jump.