“The Lair”: One More Reason To Love Johnny Hazzard

As if Johnny Hazzard's good looks and hot body and all-around menschitude weren't enough to enshrine him forever in the Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame (and, as soon as we can work it out, frozen carbonite), he's now proving himself a bona fide actor too: he's recently made his debut on Here!TV's "The Lair", and to our feeble minds he did way better than everyone else in the cast when it came to stumbling through the stilted dialogue and endlessly galloping exposition. Unlike the other folks on screen, his performance wasn't one big wink at the camera; he actually bought into it, just like Lucy Ricardo did when all those chocolates came speeding down the conveyor belt. Check the video below and make a wager on when Johnny will make the jump to primetime ...

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• Clips from "The Lair" available at HereTV.com (via GayPornTimes.com)