Shooting Your Eye Out Never Looked So Good

Our favorite thing about about XTube regular JeepGuy610 isn't that he's very vocal or that he regularly shoots a huge load so far it hits him in the face (though those are admirable qualities indeed). It's that he reminds us of Vince Vaughn in that scene in "The Break Up"—you know, the one where he's playing Xbox and talking shit to a tween over the internet. Our masturbatory hero wears a headset, similar to Vince and Judy the Time-Life Operator, so that we can hear him talk to us as he works his way up to an enormous pay off. Here's a compilation of about a dozen of his greatest hits—and by that we mean hit in the face, hit in the eye, hit in the mouth. We'll definitely be dreaming of this when we go see "Four Christmases."

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· All Huge Cumshot Compiliation (xtube.com)