There’s a Sucker Born Every Minute…At Least in the ’80s.

You know how the old adage goes, but this clip just makes us feel old. Hey, who doesn't love to watch nubile young things get it on for our own personal enjoyment, but this video posted by MrMe1989 has us worried. Assuming 1989 was the year he was born, he's only 19. When we were his age, we were busy pretending to be into girls while jerking off to the International Male catalog like every faggot in history. See what being out of the closet at a young age does? It forces kids to get boyfriends and make sex tapes and put them on the Internet for free! Being in the closet builds character (and strange fetishes, and Fleshbot would be out of business without those). So, all you young gays out there, do not watch this video. Instead go find the nearest underwear catalogue and sticky up those pages like your forefathers did.

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·I Suck, I Know (xtube.com)