It’s Good That Someone Is Having An Office Xmas Party In This Economy

The Christmas party at Fleshbot Central consisted of a bottle of wine, stale cookies, and giving our sperm-splattered copy of "To The Last Man" to the intern. Things are much better at Hot House.

They got to go to Cheesecake Factory! That means leftovers, which is essential in this economy. The staff, crew, and some of the porn pups who live near their offices in San Francisco got to go gorge on food and then went to take a picture in front of a giant Christmas tree. The only thing that says "it's the holidays" more is videos of Santa jerking off. In this economy, we're so glad those videos are free. It certainly looks like Roma (out of drag!) and Kyle King had a good time on Steven Scarborough and Brent Smith's dime, which, in this economy, had to cost a pretty penny. Well, we're glad that you guys can still have fun, even in this economy. Do you have any need for a bitchy Irish porn blogger to make your lives that much better? After griping about the lack of a holiday soiree, Nick Denton might put a pink slip in our stocking and, in this economy, that would be disastrous!

· Hot House Celebrates the Holidays (blog.hothouse.com)