Don't waste Saturday and Sunday by running errands, cleaning the house, getting wasted, eating brunch, and (gasp!) going to church. There should be only one thing on your mind until Monday morning: getting laid!
If you need some boys to show you how it's done, check out the very hot lust-making in this clip here. You have everything you need for a good weekend: a comfortable bed, a smoking and eager gentleman, some lube, and a condom. It's not a very complicated formula, but it is one that has been making homos happy for centuries. So, yes, pick up your dry cleaning if you really have to, but if we don't hear a story about how hard you got fucked this weekend, next Friday we're coming for your ass with a fistful of Viagra and a chip on our shoulder.
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