Caution: Jerking Off on the Floor Can Lead to Rug Burn, Rejection

Having "gentleman's time" on the floor may seem like a good idea, but getting a rug burn on your back could ruin your entire social life for years to come. Don't believe us?

Just think of it. If you get some scratches on your back from spanking the monkey on the shag rug, whenever you get to second base with a boy and he feels them there, he's going to think that you got them while being pounded by some hung top on the carpet. Then he's going to think you're a slut. Then he's going to dump you. Then you'll feel so bad about yourself, that you'll get on Craigslist and find a top to fuck you on the carpet, which will lead to more rug burns, and more break ups. So, boys, do everyone a favor and just put a towel down, Ok? Oh, and for a really hot example of what not to do courtesy of TylerSt13, check out this video.

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