Lock Us Up With David Taylor And Throw Away The Key

Despite our "Oz" fantasies, we've always been scared of going to prison. Well, Jet Set's new jailhouse rocker "Screwed" makes us want to trade places with Harlow Cuadra-well, almost.

Directed by Chris Steele (who elicits wonderfully vocal performances from his actors) this is an awesomely old-school style porn movie with sets, dialogue, crumby acting, and a silly plot. It's so silly and cliche, in fact, that it almost appears to be a post-modern wink at porn movie conventions of yore.

There's not much of a real story to recap, but each vignette has a little narrative from two cops dressing down a "snitch," to seasoned inmate Vince Ferelli trying to make new comer David Taylor into his bitch and winding up with his legs in the air instead. This is a great scene with Ferelli giving a much better performance than he did in Mustang's recent "Red Light."

Props also go out to one of our new favorites, Rod Daily, and Cayden Banks, who finally gets the dicking he's been aching for.

Our one beef with the movie is that there is too much close-up action of the penetration. Pull the camera back a bit and let us see the whole scene. After investing all that money in props and costumes, let us take in the whole tableau not just, well, the hole tableau. Otherwise, this is a well-produced, fine looking gem with plenty of hot action (two threeways!) and all the bells and whistles to go along with it.

·"Screwed" (jetsetmen.com)